somebody shoot meh.

i don't generally think ahead and i really don't think ahead to worst case scenario. i came home after a 2 day 4th of july fiesta at paul's house when i realized i didn't take my trash out and it smelled super funny in my house. (general not thinking ahead.)

i went to take the trash out and when i opened the lid, an entire freaking colony of fruit flies experienced their very own independence day celebration. (worst case scenario.)

in addition to cleaning my house from top to bottom, i set up "fail-proof" fruit fly traps: aka apple cider vinegar glasses with paper cones.

screw fail-proof...fruit flies have evolved! they can get out of the funnel!

so, now what? i'm about to go mental because one little smartass fruit fly thinks it's cute to orbit my head. i know i don't stink. i showered. he's just trying to be funny. you know, impress all of his other little fruit fly friends.

well guess what. i'm gonna kill you all. i've got a VACUUM CLEANER, SUCKER.

eat that, fruit flies.