yo mama.

after going all supermassive black hole on a 1/2 gallon of publix sweet tea and 3 pepperidge farm soft baked snickerdoodle cookies for dinner, i concluded that i haven't the slightest idea how to properly feed myself and that i should thank my mother for feeding me well-balanced, nutritional meals everyday of my life while growing up. cause if i was in charge, i'd be a morbidly obese midget right now.