in the spirit of a sunny day off...

droppin knowledge!

:though i'm sure you already knew:

as it turns out, yellowstone national park

has a volcano situation going on.

yeah. like you actually knew it is the

largest volcanic system in north america.

ok. well i didn't know.

but now i do.

apparently it's an active volcano...

it just hasn't done anything in 70,000 years.
i'm afraid it's probably going to erupt very soon.

alas!
i won't let that stop me.
i want to go.

wasn't obama supposed to help?

:so let's talk about my past 2 days:

maybe you can help me decide

if it's worth it.

(because maybe then i'll work it.)

:day one:

12 hour day at work.

bit on the ankle by a dog.

made $45 for the entire day.

:day two:

9 hour day at work.

someone called the cops on me.

was taken to the cayce city police station

on account of an expired business license.

no charges.

made $0 for the entire day.

:i had a bad attitude:

since they don't tolerate bad attitudes at the office

i faked sick and went home.

i think i'll be sick tomorrow too

so i can look for a new job.

:moral of this story:

no matter how desperate you are

do NOT do "direct marketing."

it is the worst job.

ever.

ever.

seriously.

ever.

i swear i just had a krispy kreme donut in my hand

:oh, hello:

life has certainly been avec adventures lately.

this will be my concise account of said adventures.

:i'll start with today:

listening to squarepusher on my first/only day off.

:arbeit macht frei:

training for management at JCB Marketing and Associates.

:cat on a hot tin roof got evicted:

homelessness is an undeniable way to find people

who still have the remnants

of a soul.

:blood-pumping organ:

paul is awesome.

my mom is awesome.

mothership is awesome.

:other breaking news in the world of pseudopodia:

carpools rule.